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I got invited to Mike Bice’s party by my friend Sam. (although, Sam asked permission first) I had gotten there about 30min late partially because I couldn’t find his damn house due to my GPS being stupid and taking me to the middle of nowhere thus requiring me to ask for directions. When I arrived, I encountered some friends such as Nathan, Stevie, Sam, Kyle, Ashley, her boyfriend Jeff (who is a State trooper), Susan, and a girl who claims to be my friend but I always forget her name anyway. Since it was a Halloween party, some of us were “dressed up” Sam and I were 1950’s greasers, Jeff just wore his cop outfit, Ashley was a “bloody nurse” Susan was lazy but she was wearing a oversize flannel shirt so I called her Juno. Stevie was a “weird guy” She was had a mushroom cap hat, a tie, a mustache and goatee combo, and a stuffed monkey wrapped around her waist. Nathan didn’t have anything. The bitch. Anyway, We walked around and talked and stuff for awhile. Discussing the haunted barn (Like a festive haunted house in barn form) and such. I also ran into Molly Kerr and Josh. I eventually walk into the house and there were at least 5 or 6 16-17 year old girls in slutty Halloween costumes dancing to a wii game where you have to dance to play the game. Pretty sure all the other guys were salivating at the spectacle. I too was thoroughly enjoying it. After the dance session was done, a couple of them grabbed their camera and told all the guys to come to them and take pictures. The guys (including myself and Kyle Kempker lol) practically jumped over the couches to get to them. I’m sure they’re on facebook by now but I don’t have them on facebook so oh well.

After that piece of comedy, the girls and some of the jockey faggot guys went outside to where they would find an unattended cooler of drinks ranging from beer all the way to jagermeister. We all know what happened after this. I was in said group (Not a jock, just wanted to be close to the action) I was also too smart to drink since I KNEW about the Ashley’s boyfriend being there. I remembered one particular guy who was drinking a lot wearing an East Jackson varsity jacket. Maybe 15 minutes after said raiding of the drinks, drunk and angry adults start swarming the area; Looking for the alcohol they left to be taken. I was with a small segment of the group that consisted of me, a guy named Chris, and two slutty girls named Brittany and Jordan. In this subgroup, only Brittany had maybe a few sips but wasn’t worried. Then we got word that Jeff had been asked to investigate. That’s when shit got real.

Jeff and John (The guy who invited the girls who drank to the party) went to investigate. Asking people if they knew the names of people or if they could describe them. Since I have an issue with people from EJ, I told them that a guy in an EJ varsity jacket took a lot and the rest of the people agreed. By the time Jeff and John had asked us, the EJ guy was in hiding and took off his identifying jacket. At this point, Brittany and Jordan were wanting to leave since Brittany had drank and wasn’t sure if Jeff had a breath-o-lize-or but couldn’t since one of the other sluts had her keys. While searching for the friend, we discovered the location of one of the beer thieves. Although they had no beer on them, a 17 year old was busted with a can of chew lol. Jeff didn’t find the EJ guy, but John did and he got in a good punch before the EJ guy left. After that whole charade, I went back to the main house. Where I saw my dear old friend Shelby and her long time boyfriend Ryan. We discussed my invention premises and Ryan’s awesome costume. Stevie (same girl who I talked about earlier and she is Shelby’s little sister.) (Stevie is like 16 or 17) came into the house as well and I was having a great time with the Kroske family.

Hanging out with the Kroske’s was enjoyable. Their mother said she liked my hair (I didn’t do anything to it, it was just the normal style for me) which made me feel good :3 I talked about Stevie’s silly costume and she giggled a bunch. When the family + Ryan were about to leave, Stevie came up to me with arms wide open for a hug. I was happy to oblige and gave her a big lifting hug since she’s short c: I gave a hug to Shelby, Ryan, than finally the mom. Before I left I saw Mike’s band play. I said my goodbye’s to the remainders of the party as it was about 12amish and I headed for home.

TL;DR Had a great fucking time at a party, there were drunk people. Here’s a picture of Ryan’s costume